All big ol’ beardy cuties on the internet are friends irl, rite?
To be quite serious, I lay no real blame on my beloved Jesse for being human enough to get mad at haters occasionally. Sometimes, though, I really think The Frogman ought to teach seminars on how to deal with asshats while keeping your cool. Dude’s a pro.
Corgi substitutions work just fine. A kitten, a turtle, a friend in a corgi suit.